Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Everybody pick a patron diety!

It's Halloween! A perfect day for it!

It can be ANYTHING; a comic book character, a creature from science-fiction, a mythological hero, a character from the tarot deck, a corporate spokesperson (i.e. Ronald Mc Donald, etc.).

The only limitations are the ones you place on your own imagination!

But, choose wisely.

Here's mine! It's Thoth!!! The most bad-assed Ancient Egyptian god of time, science, books, writing, and magick!



I enhanced the original graphic for extra-magickal / sooper devotional POWERZ!!

This is NOT a joke. You can pray to your patron deity and stuff and it'll aid you in your time of need! It's called invocation and it's similar to the Catholic notion of picking a patron saint when you're confirmed. Whether it is psychological, magickal or a combination of the two isn't what's important.

"Invocation can refer to taking on the qualities of the being invoked, such as the allure of Aphrodite or the ferocity of Kali. In this instance the being is literally called up from within oneself (as an archetype) or into oneself (as an external force), depending on the personal belief system of the invoker."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invocation

BONUS-O-RAMA-LAMA-LUTION!!!

Be SURE to read Punkle's latest literary, Halloween-themed offering entitled "An Important Halloween Discovery". In the immortally paraphrased words of Sam Shepard, "It's a good story, 'cause it's troo...TROO to LIFE!"

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

And There Was Much Smiling and Great Rejoicing!

Olorin, Kemikal and I (NSF California Chapter) went to this yesterday.

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

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runtime: 1 minute

Saturday, October 20, 2007

I Hate Buddhism and All Buddhists

I'm reading all these blogs and youtube video comments.

What a bunch of supercilious fcuk heads.

huber9:
to add to last comment the zen mind is peace of mind to be calm in the mist of chaos is the true nature of being.

me:
shut the hell up, huber9.

Nobody cares if he got the last comment! Besides, now that I have so wittily replied to him, his comment is no longer the last one!

The above posts are from this video called IN SEARCH OF THE ZEN MIND. I watched it twice and no Leonard Nimoy. I feel ripped off.

Aren't Buddhists supposed to have a thing against lying?

It is funny though, when at the very beginning that one bald guy hits the other bald guy really hard with the baseball bat!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Reminds me of the time that Foghorn Leghorn caught that dog peeking through the hole in the fence (in that one Loony Tunes cartoon) and he came up with a 2X4 and was all THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! on his ass.

That still makes me laugh.

Cybernetics and the Glass Bead Game

Grandmaster Ratte' was mentioning something about him being fascinated by the "study of systems". I found this synchronous 'cause just a day or two before that post I was telling somebody that that was what I was all about. I seem to remember Sans posting about Game theory which is another area of cybernetic research...come to think of it, I would imagine that most people here are natural cyberneticists.

Cybernetics

Cybernetics was defined by Norbert Wiener, in his book of that title, as the study of control and communication in the animal and the machine. Stafford Beer called it the science of effective organization and Gordon Pask extended it to include information flows "in all media" from stars to brains. It includes the study of feedback, black boxes and derived concepts such as communication and control in living organisms, machines and organizations including self-organization. Its focus is how anything (digital, mechanical or biological) processes information, reacts to information, and changes or can be changed to better accomplish the first two tasks

...

The most recent definition has been proposed by Louis Kauffman, President of the American Society for Cybernetics, "Cybernetics is the study of systems and processes that interact with themselves and produce themselves from themselves"

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For a time during the past 20 years, the field of cybernetics followed a boom-bust cycle of becoming more and more dominated by the subfields of artificial intelligence and machine-biological interfaces (ie. cyborgs) and when this research fell out of favor, the field as a whole fell from grace. Recent endeavors into the true focus of cybernetics, systems of control and emergent behavior, by such related fields as Game Theory (the analysis of group interaction), systems of feedback in evolution, and Metamaterials (the study of materials with properties beyond the newtonian properties of their constituent atoms), have lead to a revived interest in this increasingly relevant field.

I like the way cybernetics is applied by Gordon Pask to Conversation Theory. His notions of Serialist and Holist learning strategies are particularly fascinating.

For some reason, looking at the visual aids for Conversation Theory, I am reminded of Herman Hesse's "The Glass Bead Game".

At the center of the monastic order lies the (fictitious) glass bead game, whose exact nature remains elusive. The precise rules of the game are only alluded to, and are so sophisticated that they are not easy to imagine. Suffice it to say that playing the Game well requires years of hard study of music, mathematics, and cultural history. Essentially the game is an abstract synthesis of all arts and scholarship. It proceeds by players making deep connections between seemingly unrelated topics. For example, a Bach concerto may be related to a mathematical formula. One description says:

"Theoretically," writes the Narrator Archivist, "this instrument is capable of producing in the Game the entire intellectual content of the universe. The manuals, pedal, and stops are now fixed. Changes in their number and order and attempts at perfecting them, are actually no longer feasible except in theory." And with this statement, he reveals the limitations of the game: its elitism, its hubris, its stagnation, and its sterility. In its infancy, the Game was played with delicate glass beads, which have since been discarded as too . . . real? They connected the Game with the spiritual beads played by religious believers worldwide, as the robes, and secret language, and ceremonial trappings of the game form a mock religious experience in the time of the Narrator Archivist. Without them, the game flies into the ether without a tether to reality. In our world, prayer beads and the repetition of simple phrases serve as keys to transcendence. In Castalia, they are discarded and the key is lost. The Narrator Archivist makes no reference to the ecstatic states that might be achieved by Glass Bead Game players. The games as he describes them in Knecht's time (the twenty-second century) and his own (the twenty-fourth century) apparently fall short of what seems the obvious goal.

The Game derives its name from the fact that it was originally played with tokens, perhaps analogous to those of an abacus or the game Go. At the time that the novel takes place, such props had become obsolete and the game is played only with abstract, spoken formulas. At other times it is played with movement and gesture. The audience's appreciation of a good game draws on its appreciation of both music and mathematical elegance.

The Glass Bead Game also brings to mind Leibniz's notion of a universal calculus and his dream of a Mathesis universalis. Douglas Hofstadter's Gödel, Escher, Bach, even though it does not mention Hesse's novel, is an intellectual exercise very much in the spirit of the Game.

However, rather than being seen as a purely intellectual or rational notion, it is more likely the glass bead game includes more Existential elements. As Hesse's other works (such as Steppenwolf for example) draw strongly on Existential and shamanic themes it is likely that the glass bead game refers to the way in which people construct their realities. That is to say that the glass bead game is in fact life or existence and it illustrates the ways that people position not just themselves but how they construct, deconstruct, signify, encode and program their entire perception of reality. As one needs to understand reality before one can deliberately allocate it, this is the reference to the years of study.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glass_Bead_Game

I've always wanted to try and do this over the web and, in a sense, this is what the picture association thread (and (ha-ha!) other, associated threads) are all about. ..or maybe, that's just me.

Psycho-cybernetics, is another sub-field of cybernetics and has been around for awhile. It's a great map of reality to some...not so great to others.

Psycho-Cybernetics: A New Way to Get More Living out of Life was first published in 1960 by Prentice-Hall and first appeared in a pocket book edition in 1969. The book introduced Maltz's view that a person must have an accurate and positive view of one's self before setting goals, otherwise he or she will get stuck in a continuing pattern of limiting beliefs. His ideas focus on visualizing one's goals: a simple idea which some cognitive-science research, in the area of priming, has validated under certain conditions. He believed that self-image is the cornerstone of all the changes that take place in a person. If one's self-image is unhealthy, or faulty, all of his or her efforts will end in failure.

It seems to make good sense to me, though.

Cybernetics (at least according to the wiki entry) also, has connections to memetics. Which is "an approach to evolutionary models of information transfer based on the concept of the meme." Which as most of you know is responsible for the net slang "going viral".

Ha! Somebody's put up a site and they've got a principia too!

From their site:

Moreover, we start from the thesis that systems at all levels have been constructed by evolution, which we see as a continuing process of self-organization, based on variation and natural selection of the "fittest" configuration. Therefore, our specific approach may be called evolutionary cybernetics. Evolution continuously creates complexity and makes systems more adaptive by giving them better control over their environments. We consider the emergence of a new level of control as the quantum of evolution, and call it a "metasystem transition".

What are the conditions that define a "metasystem transition" and are we in the midst of one? If so how long will it last? If not, when did the last one end and when will the next one begin? What conditions brings about a metasystem transition?

Peter Drucker was a big proponent of cybernetics and although, his ideas of MBO have fallen out of favor, I admire his ability to think in a totally rad manner.

I've always liked reading business management books. Not, because I've ever intended to become a manager or business executive but because, given the proper motivation people will throw their best resources at a problem or situation, i.e. how to make more money, or, put a different way, how to make a system operate at peak efficiency.

(originally posted on the Cult of the Dead Cow's Bovine Dawn message board)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Follow Your Bliss.

There is a difference between a job, a career, a vocation, and an avocation.

A job is something that is disposable and that can be gotten on a moment's notice. These suck.

A career is like a job but, you stick with it forever and usually carries the connotation of requiring specialized training and isn't something you necessarily love doing.

A vocation is a career that you are "called" to. It's like a responsibility. You must do it out of a sense of duty to mankind (or something like that). More often than not, it is coupled with a sense of love and happiness in the doing of it, but not always.

An avocation is something that you do for the love of it. You are compelled to do it. You love it but, you are also compelled to do it. You can't do anything else. It is both a burden and a blessing. A blessing because an avocation usually comes with the skills needed to carry out the avocation, naturally embedded in the practitioner...a burden for the same reasons.

The secret is to find a way to marry a career and an avocation or vocation.

~oOo~

"When bankers get together for dinner, they discuss Art. When artists get together for dinner, they discuss money."

--Oscar Wilde

~oOo~

I subscribe to Joseph Campbell's notion of "following your bliss".

"Now, I came to this idea of bliss because in Sanskrit, which is the great spiritual language of the world, there are three terms that represent the brink, the jumping-off place to the ocean of transcendence: sat-chit-ananda. The word "Sat" means being. "Chit" means consciousness. "Ananda" means bliss or rapture. I thought, "I don't know whether my consciousness is proper consciousness or not; I don't know whether what I know of my being is my proper being or not; but I do know where my rapture is. So let me hang on to rapture, and that will bring me both my consciousness and my being." I think it worked."

--Joseph Campbell, The Power of Myth, pp. 113, 120

Sorry.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Art of Tauromachy

Tauromachy is the practice of bull fighting.

The top graphic (for use as a cDc website banner graphic (get it?)) is the heroic, happy fun-times version of this art.

The bottom graphic is greatly helped by the work of Edouard Manet's The Dead Bullfighter, 1864 and presents the flip side of the coin.

Also, this looks like fun:

"Parajito" The Flying Bull



http://youtube.com/watch?v=FvpsDNyQZ5Y
runtime: 1 minute 12 seconds

Sunday, October 14, 2007

The Pataphor

"The pataphor (Spanish: patáfora, French: pataphore), is a term coined by writer and musician Pablo Lopez ("Paul Avion"), for an unusually extended metaphor based on Alfred Jarry's "science" of 'pataphysics. As Jarry claimed that 'pataphysics existed "as far from metaphysics as metaphysics extends from regular reality," a pataphor attempts to create a figure of speech that exists as far from metaphor as metaphor exists from non-figurative language. Whereas a metaphor is the comparison of a real object or event with a seemingly unrelated subject in order to emphasize the similarities between the two, the pataphor uses the newly created metaphorical similarity as a reality with which to base itself. In going beyond mere ornamentation of the original idea, the pataphor seeks to describe a new and separate world, in which an idea or aspect has taken on a life of its own.

Like 'pataphysics itself, pataphors essentially describe two degrees of separation from reality (rather than merely one degree of separation, which is the world of metaphors and metaphysics). The pataphor may also be said to function as a critical tool, describing the world of "assumptions based on assumptions," such as belief systems or rhetoric run amok. The following is an example.

Non-figurative

Tom and Alice stood side by side in the lunch line.


Metaphor


Tom and Alice stood side by side in the lunch line, two pieces on a chessboard.

Pataphor

Tom took a step closer to Alice and made a date for Friday night, checkmating. Rudy was furious at losing to Margaret so easily and dumped the board on the rose-colored quilt, stomping downstairs.

(The pataphor has created a world where the chessboard exists, including the characters who live in that world, entirely abandoning the original context.)"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pataphor

Time Megatron Matrixes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdYQ8_3KEow
runtime: 5 minutes 37 seconds

But, patascientist isn't just about the mind-blowing lectures...he also knows how to go outside and "do something".

Non-Euclidean Ballet



http://youtube.com/watch?v=99yCeKVLueY
runtime: 1 minute 40 seconds

Friday, October 12, 2007

Principia Chaotica

Okay, I asked for, and received, permission to share this very top secret document with you guys.

I think if you spend some time really looking at it...you might understand something.

"Thus Chaoism proclaims the Death and Rebirth of the Gods. Our subconscious creativity and parapsychological powers are more than adequate to create or destroy any god or self or demon or other "spritual" entity that we may choose to invest or disinvest belief in, at least for ourselves and sometimes others as well. The frequently awesome results attaining by creating gods by act of ritually behaving as though they exist should not lead the Chaos magician into the abyss of attributing ultimate reality to anything. That is the transcendentalist mistake, which leads to the narrowing of the spectrum of the self. The real awesomeness lies in the range of things we can discover ourselves capable of, even if we may temporarily have to believe the effects are due to something else, in order to be able to create them. The gods are dead. Long live the gods.

Magic appeals to those with a great deal of hubris and a fertile imagination coupled with a strong suspicion that both reality and human condition have a game like quality. The game is open ended,and plays itself for amusement. Players can make up their own rules to some extent, and cheat by using parapsychology if desired.

A magician is one who has sold his soul for the chance of participating more fully in reality. Only when nothing is true, and the idea of a true self is abandoned, does everything become permitted. There is some accuracy in the Faust myth, but he failed to take it to its logical conclusion.

It takes only the acceptance of a single belief to make someone a magician. It is the meta-belief that belief is a tool for achieving effects. This effect is often far easier to observe in others than in oneself. It is usually quite easy to see how other people, and indeed entire cultures, are both enabled and disabled by the beliefs they hold. Beliefs tend to lead to activities which tend to reconfirm belief in a circle they call virtuous rather than vicious, even if the results are not amusing. The first stage of seeing through the game can be a shocking enlightenment that leads either to a weary cynicism or Buddhism. The second stage of actually applying the insight to oneself can destroy the illusion of the soul and create a magician. The realization that belief is a tool rather than an end in itself has immense consequences if fully accepted. Within the limits set by physical possibility, and these limits are wider and more malleable than most people believe, one can make real any beliefs one chooses, including contradictary beliefs. The Magician is not striving for any particular limited identity goal, rather he wants the meta-identity of being able to be anything."


http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/chaos/princhao.txt

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

decomposition.hosannas

Pay attention to that which is closer to you then the watch on your wrist or the strips of nylon criss-crossing your shoes.

Sit quietly and gently with

the jug of clean water,

the hissing cigarette,

the small, green plant

and recall that you are the fronds,
the stalk,
the roots,
and the sweet dirt

softly singing decomposition hosannas to

a stranger
sitting
next2you.

Whew!

Okay...I think that's pretty much all of it.

I've put everything that I felt was worth putting back up, up.

I want to apologize for flooding and clogging up cowfeed.

I'd, also, like to thank you for bearing with me.

Anything from here on out, should be new stuff.

Thank you again.

Bus Ride Synchronicity

I was reading an article about a guy that takes photos of cows and puts them in extreme situations. I folded the paper over and the next article started with a quote about the discovery of a treasure trove of anti-communist propaganda from the 50's that started with the words "Holy Cow!..". I thought to myself, "That's a weird but highly-probable and, by extension, easily explainable coincidence."

I looked up at the TV they have in the buses now and on the Spanish language news there was a woman being interviewed. I couldn't make out what she was saying but underneath her, was a video font giving her name as "Deborah Cowgill".

There would be two more instances of the word cow (one having to do with Harry Potter and the other having to do with a Pakistani Gov't official) on that screen over the course of the next three minutes.

My thoughts wandered for a moment and the smile on my face changed to one of grim determination as I forgot about incidences of synchronicity and began to think thoughts of the thing that has been bothering me the most, recently.

My heart started beating faster, my brain began racing and as my emotions crescendoed the bus's monitors, air-conditioner and engine went dead. The bus driver pressed the big button near his steering wheel and re-booted the whole damn thing.

But what does it mean? What does it mean?

These kinds of things don't bother me now, as much as they used to.

My First Lucid Dream

I was dreaming a dream.

I don't remember what it was now and, quite frankly, that part isn't important.

I remember stopping doing whatever it was I was doing at that point and saying to my dreaming self, "Hey! You're dreaming!" and then, a quick moment after that, thinking to my dreaming self, "Now that you've realized that, you are going to wake up just like all the other times."

But, I didn't (and you won't the next time !YOU have this realization).

I remember everything around me going dark in the same way a stage will go dark at the end of an act.

The lights faded out and I was suddenly floating in pure blackness.

I thought to myself, "I am in complete control. I can do anything."

I next heard my mouth saying the words,"Let there be light."

And there was...

And it was good.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Captcha wth?!

d0 yu wNt 2 hv3 a rel1gi0|_|5 exXxper1EncE?

Then follow these instructions very carefully:


Open up another tab...(or window) with this in the background.

As you are listening...STARE at this.



When you are done...watch this video.

Best Bruce Lee Music Video Ever!



run time: 3 minutes 48 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKAeyUS91I8

NOW!

Get up and go to the nearest mirror and YELL into it!

"I AM IMMORTAL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?! IMMORTAL!!!!"

Mr. X.
I...I...I...f'ing LOVE you.

Let the Word Go Forth!

What is the NSF-OSC??

Well, I asked my contacts in NSF and here is the answer....

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The NSF_OSC is a highly-informal, sub-department of the cDc-NSF. Which, in it's turn, is a sub-department of the cDc...uh...so, I guess it's a sub-sub-department that operates on it's own but, in the service of the cDc...kinda like when Phil Collins and Philip Bailey got together to do "Easy Lover".

We are primarily concerned with things like culture jamming via the web, helping random strangers, the stealth distribution of memes, throwing wrenches into small cogs of the machine, getting laid, altering our states of consciousness, etc. In short, all the things that a truly, legendary and elite group is capable off.

Anything is possible.

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Clearly, we should all consider ourselves warned...lol


http://djtechnocrat.blogspot.com/2007/09/nsf-osc-cult-of-dead-cows-ninja-strike.html

Script Daddy

It's just like hardwire (NSF) once famously observed, and I'm paraphrasing here, "This stuff has gotten so easy all you gotta do is load up metasploit on your laptop, shove your laptop in your backpack and take a walk around your neighboorhood pwning networks as you went. Your grandmother could do it."

"The goal is to provide useful information to people who perform penetration testing, IDS signature development, and exploit research. This site was created to fill the gaps in the information publicly available on various exploitation techniques and to create a useful resource for exploit developers. The tools and information on this site are provided for legal security research and testing purposes only."
http://www.metasploit.com/

************

"What is it?

The Metasploit Framework is a development platform for creating security tools and exploits. The framework is used by network security professionals to perform penetration tests, system administrators to verify patch installations, product vendors to perform regression testing, and security researchers world-wide. The framework is written in the Ruby programming language and includes components written in C and assembler.

What does it do?

The Metasploit Framework consists of tools, libraries, modules, and user interfaces. The basic function of the framework is a module launcher, allowing the user to configure an exploit module and launch it at a target system. If the exploit succeeds, the payload is executed on the target and the user is provided with a shell to interact with the payload."

http://framework.metasploit.com/

************

A great video.

Man, I really have to learn how to do this stuff.

edit:
You might want to take a look at nmap also.

An Evergrowing Collection of NSF_OSC grafixXx!!!

These graffixx may or may not have been made by me, by somebody else, or, even, entire groups of other people.

As a matter of fact, you can't prove that these grafixx even exist.

You could just be hallucinating them.

See?

Please...let me refresh your drink for you.




DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

"John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie."


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/836450/1/DOOM_Repercussions_of_Evil

I really like the twist ending.

Teh comments on this one are pretty fun too.

Thanks coyote.

Lunar Eclipse



"It will happen while the Moon is sinking low in the west before or during dawn, instead of rising in the east during or after dusk. And this time, westerners in North America get the good view, while easterners are the ones who'll miss some or most of the show.

The farther west you are, the better. In the Pacific time zone, you'll see the Moon's edge begin slipping into the dark part of Earth's shadow very early, at 1:51 a.m. PDT. Totality, with the Moon completely in shadow, runs from 2:52 to 3:23 a.m. PDT, and the last partial stage of the eclipse ends at 5:24 a.m. PDT. At that time the Moon is still fairly well up in the southwest and dawn is perhaps only beginning to break.

These events happen an hour later by the clock in each time zone farther east. This means Midwesterners will see the Moon approach the horizon and become lost in the light of dawn while totality is still in progress. And in New England the Moon will be low and the sky quite bright before totality starts.

Even during a given eclipse, colors and shades in the umbra can be surprisingly varied. The Moon will pass south of the shadow's center this time, so around mid-eclipse the south part of the Moon (the lower-left part as seen from North America) should look brightest. Around the beginning of totality, you'll probably see a bright yellowish or even bluish-white arc just inside the umbra's edge. Such effects give the eclipsed Moon a very three-dimensional appearance."


http://www.skyandtelescope.com/community/skyblog/observingblog/9282371.html

Thank you ">lIFe is sWEet -:¦:- -:¦:- -:¦:- my gRANd!!

edit:

Yes, it was very beautiful.

I was sitting in an all night Chinese restaurant that I go to all the time when it started. It was over half way done when I made my way to the bus stop and sat next to the cholo with the Budweiser in a paper bag. I told him about it and let him borrow my cell phone to call two of his friends. "Hey party girl! There's a moon eclipse. What? It's when the earth and the moon and the shadow and some shit...just look out your window!"

It was just finishing closing down as I got off the bus near my house and I stood on the empty street watching it hanging in the sky like a black ball. When it's lit up, as it normally is, it seems two-dimensional but, during the eclipse you could really see that it's spherical.

I wondered what the animals were thinking in the desert and then I wondered what caveman thought and realized that the cavemen were probably more intimately aquainted with the phenomena then modern man is.

It was pretty because there seemed to be red sparkles on the edges of it and it seemed to change colors from yellow to red to green.

There was a meteor shower also. Did you see that?

There was a shooting star.

It was so majestic and beautiful.

Hell's Bells and Ninjas

Some people might think this sort of thing is all one big joke. But, I got news for you...it isn't.



Old Bujinkan Waza




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIefORMQt0I
run time: 4 minutes 35 seconds

OMG WTF UFO!!111!!

The best UFO videos ever.

UFO Haiti







http://youtube.com/watch?v=up5jmbSjWkw
run time: 22 seconds

UFO OVER PARIS







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDd2I8fr06Y
run time: 17 seconds

The BEST one!


Life of Valid Information

King_ofAll1 recently returned from a trip to China and posted a whole bunch of interesting photographs.

This one struck me as particularly humorous.

Internet Blogs & (Rumors | Facts)?

So, I'm not sure about how I feel about the Illegal Immigration issue. But, I found the following bit of information interesting because it points to the phenomena of internet rumors that seem to gain a life of their own. The fact that this issue/post is what made me start thinking about it isn't important to me.

The interesting part is how things (if they are repeated enough) become "truth".

Here's the bulletin post I got:

ILLEGAL ALIEN "CONTRIBUTIONS" TO THE U.S.
2006 (First Quarter) INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants

CRIME

95% of Warrants in LOS ANGELES are for ILLEGAL ALIENS
83% of Warrants for MURDER in Phoenix Arizona are FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS
86% of Warrants for MURDER in Albuquerque New Mexico are for ILLEGAL ALIENS
75% of those on the most wanted list in Los Angeles, Phoenix, Albuquerque are ILLEGAL ALIENS
24.9% OF ALL INMATES in California detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY
40.1% of all inmates in Arizona detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY
29% (630,000) Convicted ILLEGAL ALIENS felons fill our state and federal prisons
at the cost of $1.5 Billion Annually
53% Plus of all investigated burglaries reported in California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona
and Texas are perpertrated by ILLEGAL ALIENS
50% Plus of all gang members in Los Angeles are ILLEGAL ALIENS
71% Plus of all apprehended Cars stolden in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, and California
were stolen by ILLEGAL ALIENS or "Transport Coyotes"
47% of cited / stopped Drivers in California have NO License, NO Insurance, and NO Registration
for the vehicle of that 47%, over 92% were ILLEGAL ALIENS
63% of cited / stopped Drivers in Arizona have NO License, NO Insurance, and NO Registration for
the vehicle of that 63%, over 97% are ILLEGAL ALIENS
66% of cited / stopped Drivers in New Mexico have NO License, NO Insurance, and NO Registration
for the vehicle Of that 66%, over 98% were ILLEGAL ALIENS

BIRTHS

380,000 Plus "ANCHOR BABIES" were born in the U.S. in 2005 to ILLEGAL ALIEN PARENTS, making 380,000 babies automatically U.S. Citizens.
97.2% of all costs incurred from those births were paid for by American taxpayers.
66% of all births in California are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal whose births were paid by taxpayers

HOUSING

300,000 plus illegal aliens in Los Angeles Country are living in garages.
Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties in the United States are illegal aliens.

TV & RADIO STATIONS

14 out of 31 TV stations in L.C. are Spanish only 16 out of 28 TV stations in Phoenix are Spanish only.
15 out of 24 TV stations in Albuquerque are Spanish only 21 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish only.
17 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish only 17 radio stations in Albuquerque are Spanish only

SCHOOLS

34% plus of Arizona students in grades 1-12 are illegal aliens and 24% plus are non-English speaking.
39% plus of California students in grades 1-12 are illegal aliens and 42% plus are non-English speaking.
In Los Angeles County, 5.1 million people speak English - 3.9 million speak Spanish.

SOCIAL SERVICES
43% of all Food Stamps issued are to illegal aliens
41% of all Unemployment Checks in the United States are to illegal aliens
58% of all Welfare payments in the United States are issued to illegal aliens
Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking crops but 41% are on welfare

POPULATION
Over 70% of the U.S. annual population growth (and over 90% of CA, FL, and NY) results from immigration

EMPLOYER PROFITS
The estimated profit to U.S. corporations and businesses employing illegal aliens in 2005 was more than 2.36 trillion

TAXES
62% of all "undocumented immigrants" in the U.S. are working for cash and not paying taxes, predominantly illegal aliens are working without a green card
The cost of immigration to the American taxpayer in 1997 (last known calculation by Professor Donald Huddle, Rice University) was a NET (after subtracting taxes immigrants pay), $70 Billion per year.
The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services used) for the average illegal alien is $55,000 cost to the American taxpayer in a 5-year span. You personally pay $11,000 every year to illegal aliens.

JOBS (per Center for Immigration Studies - September 2006): Between 2000 and 2005

4.1 million immigrant workers arrived in the U.S., accounting for 86% of the net inrease in the total number of employed persons (16 & older), the highest share ever recorded in the U.S. Of the 4.1 million, between 1.4 and 2.7 million are estimated to be illegal aliens. Also, between 2000 and 2005, the number of young (16 to 34) native-born men employed declined by 1.7 million - at the same time, the number of new male immigrant workers increased by 1.9 millio


I visited the FBI statistics site and didn't find a single thing on this.

I visited the site map at the INS site and couldn't find anything. A "statistics" and "statistics crime" query in their search box produced nothing either.

Then I look over the original post and compare it with some of the results from my google search (exclusively wordpress, blog and bulletin board posts) and see that things have been added on to it and there are misspellings. Click here to see the search results from Google for "2006 (First Quarter) INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants". Nothing at all comes up if I add "domain:.gov" to the search.

I dunno. It's just interesting to me, not because I care one way or the other about the immigration issue, but, rather, because it would seem that things can be passed around as the "truth" with nothing but the number of people reposting it to back it up.

Like I said, maybe, somebody has better searching skills than I do and can find the original source for this and I'd really like to see it, just 'cause those are some pretty mind-blowing statistics to me and if true would probably make me lean towards immigration reform / control if they are.

It's interesting to me how we (including me) see what we want and changing one's mind about things is incredibly difficult. I would guess 'cause it's a sort of mini-suicide, in that you are killing a piece of yourself off.

*****

bonus!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trammel
Date: Aug 13, 2007 7:53 PM

hey,

I went through about 9 pages of search results and even visited the INS site to see if I could find the statistical report that this is based on and couldn't find a thing but a bunch of wordpress, blog and bulletin board posts on this.

do you have a link to the original source for this?

-t-

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: XXXX
Date: Aug 13, 2007 4:57 PM


no.

but i can tell you right now that there is a lot of child rape around here because of mexicans.. i think you can fuck a 10 year old in spic land.....

the TV part is true too... 5 channels out of 30 in this part of FL are spic speakings...

its pretty close..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trammel
Date: Aug 13, 2007 8:20 PM

I see.

It's interesting to me...this bulletin...not the specific issue...cause I don't really know where I stand on it.

I self-identify as Mexican-American and am semi-fluent in "spic" myself. Eighth generation actually. Family from Texas and ancestors that fought on the losing side of the civil war. But, that doesn't mean I'm automatically for immigration reform or control.

I dunno. It's interesting to me how things like this can get passed around with nothing more then the fact that it's repeated a bunch of times to back it up.

I'm going to blog about this. Not because I want to get into an argument about immigration (like I said I go back and forth on this one) but, because of the underlying phenomena.

Thank you for making me think.

yrs. trly.,
trammel

No One is Allowed to Walk Away From This One Happy.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Sitting and looking out.
The fly merrily buzzes for a quick instant
before it alights and scuttles across the windscreen.

Disneyland cartoon-scene.

ENTER The grey cat.
ENTER The brown bird.

She is protecting her chicks.
He just wants to get from one side of the yard to the other.

The banjo and fiddle play in my head.
A shrill distress whistle.
The cat dorkishly walks a few feet and
then
is on his back
protecting himself from this comic (hardy-har-har) assault.

The grey bird stops.
Mr. Cat walks a few hilarious feet before having to plop back down into
that
there
dust.

And every day
this circus ballon scene.

Ha Ha Ha!!!

(time-lapse)

Today, the cat ripped the lungs out of her little birdie chest with
its' ClawsSinistero
and punctured it's Tweety bird skull with
snap!
crackle!
pop!
efficiency.

Creepily dragging it into the bushes.

Yes.
EXACTLY like that.

and then...later...
the hatchlings, as well.

gRiMaCe.

lamer.

I fell into math last night.
The numbers tumbling and swirling around me like digital,
phosporescent hummingbirds.

I fell into the command line last night.
The strings of text tunneling, worming and interweaving themselves, one into the other.
The numbers tracing themselves into the walls of my concentration
--forming long gutters and grooves.

I fell more deeply in love, the same love that a young man has for a young girl
underneath the leaves of a golden-papered, AutumNull tree.
Each one holding, and rythmically squishing, fistfuls of pumpkin pie.
Each one tangled up in the other's gaze.

I fell into the analysis of networked systems and directly perceived the truths of all existences.

I, alone, am a lamer of the highest order
as I bovinely chu and mu my way underneath the grasping tentacles of
the
smiling,
rising,
paranoid sun.

A Summer Walk

--Jackie Robinson center
--The fire station
--The bus

--the girls talking about their jobs

--exchange in Spanish for some tacos
--warm Coke / cold Pepsi
--women in chairs
--the sky against a brown building
--a girl in tight clothes

Walk

--man washing his car

--black kids on bikes
"Chase me piggies"
"Fuck you!!"
"Be careful!"

--beggar for change

--Mexican o?????/ho???/
Car needing a valve
job / dog hoarsely
barking / helicopter overhead

thoughts

--being alone
--bad teeth
--missing girlfriend
--the sky changing
color!
--diligent mindfulness is the answer

And something is
happening in a multitude
of other places xx w/
small variations as
the terminus continues
across the planet as
it has for millions
of years

Sounds

--a baby crying
from a window
--Water Sprinklers
--A confused rooster
koo koo roarooing at sunset


Sensations

--sticky skin
--prickly (cliche) heat
--piece of meat drops
out from my teeth
burping lime, onions,
+ salt (yay!)


Events

I walk past
the Mountain / Los Robles
house. There's
where we stood shrooming our
eyes out, wearing--
as the cars drove
by.

The ground w/ gum +
dirt, The air dirty.

A car spilling

stars, bubbles +
pineapples.
"I'll call you!" +
she jumps out

The Song

double "When I get lost

effect --> "blah blah, something xxx,

day"

An explosive, satisfying
fart (I am matter,
the same organic
matter as everything
else).

I came out of the
neighborhood.

It feels as though I have left
the jungle + sit at the
nearest bus stop making
these scribbles on a notepad
of graph paper.

It is Impossible to Overdose on Unicorns or Hello Kitty Stuff

WATCH THEM, BITCHES!


Enya, Carribbean Blue- Unicorns



run time: 3 minutes 56 seconds
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1IyueQTmu1c

Hello Kitty Thuy Video




run time: 2 minutes 20 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YluDS-6LoB4

The Manifesto

The Manifesto for a reborn counterculture follows.


The counterculture is shattered. A movement that once screamed against the torpor of our time-fettered society is in shards, each fragment reflecting only the petty needs of its adherents. Whether an acolyte of one of the kaleidoscope of self-obsessed musical and literary subcultures, an obsessive over some futile political cause or worse a soul lost to those games and worlds existing only in the circuits of counting machines, we are the heirs of those with grander visions, and their shades regard us with scorn. Those dwellers of high halls that profit from our continued acceptance of the worksheep ethic are pleased: a splintered counterculture leaves them unchallenged, no voice against us squandering our days to gild their cages further. Any hint of resistance and they spew out songs from tame alternative bands, songs that speak of loneliness and shuttered rebellion. Pacification accomplished; nothing deadens like corporate nihilism. It is clear: the counterculture is broken, and it is broken because it is corrupted. Our only chance of liberty is to mend it and to do that we must look back, and heed the lessons of our wild free forebears. First the Transcendentalists of the nineteenth century and then the Beats of the fifties rejected the constraints of their times and took another, more perilous path: not only did they enter the wilderness, seeking existence away from the distractions of society, but they also sought knowledge. Their exploration was inner as well as outer. Unfortunately the Fall would come before the Beats attained enlightenment: they were swept up in the chaos of the sixties. Counterculture decayed, sliding from a flame-eyed band of literary ascetics, men and women that knew the road to true understanding was hard and long, into a hydra-headed youth movement, seeking escape and instant answers, its music already infected by the corporate world it professed to reject. If we are to forge a new counterculture we must reject this slide into factionalism, and follow the example of Thoreau and Emerson, of Ginsberg, Kerouac and Burroughs. We must reject the illusory choices our society forces on us, and strike out on our own quest to experience existence in its rawest, purest form. It will not be easy. The life of the outlaw artist, the outlaw writer disturbs loved ones and invites assault from right and left: honesty infuriates both sides of the political divide. Despite this, our first steps should not be without hope. We are forewarned that the drug-fixated and cultish short-cuts of the sixties lead only to dead ends, and know that though solitude is occasionally necessary Thoreau was never alone for too long in Walden, and even the archetypal outlaw writer, Burroughs, felt drawn to those of like mind. Indeed, this is the lesson to take from the Transcendentalists and the Beats: though comprised of individuals on their own paths to enlightenment, they came together and collaborated to telling effect on their generations and those after. We must be the same: though we draw apart from the petty lives of our peers, it will not be lonely. We will find those like us, and in the end will travel the road together. Looking beyond the shards, we see something deeper, something higher, something enduring. The spirit of creativity still smoulders in the cities and the suburbs, and our recapturing of the spirit of those glorious pioneers will set it alight. We will form the nucleus of a reborn counterculture, no longer shattered, and stand as a beacon to those seeking escape from their groundhog lives. A new movement is forming: can we afford to stand aside? Of course not. We must be at its centre, driving it with the wisdom we will gain. The knowledge we reveal will enlighten the world.

Signed

Unquiet Desperation

Jared Squee Leve

Xaos Ex Nihilo


Thank you, Coyote.

7-11's Contribution to the Hacker Underground

Punkle wrote:

"I remember a decade ago that 7-11 planned to play muzak of the weakest variety at all hours of the day to keep heshers from clogging up the parking lot and loitering in the store. Well, crap. Who's the pinball machine for, then? The stores are already strange as hell. The clerk is ten feet tall, all the magazines are right by the door screaming *steal me* along with the apartment guides, and aspirin costs more than Mountain Dew. I can buy motor oil AND tampons on the same aisle in case I have an oil spill. PLEASE let me hang out in the parking lot?"

trammel wrote:

"Sitting on the concrete in front of a 7-11 at 3:00 o' clock in the morning while eating an egg salad sandwich with Funyuns and a Pepsi is only one small part of the fucking eliteness that I am all about."

http://www.cultdeadcow.com/bovinedawn/viewtopic.php?p=2607726077

Feedback and Recognition

Dear Sir,

I'm taking the time to write this to you because I love you and because, I read your story and thought it was good.

But, I'm noticing that you are asking people to read it and give you "direction".

I see this all the time on the Net --people put up a fragment of something they are "working on" and "more will be coming soon" and"Tell me what you guys think.", or they want encouragement on something so that they can continue.

I think this is a mistake and you do yourself a disservice and you rip-off the people that take the time to read your work. They might feel that they can't trust you with the five-thirty minutes of their time it takes to read something of yours when next you ask for it.

Now, I don't know if you're intending to have an audience beyond the myspace crowd (e.g. submitting it to magazines, etc. and etc.) but if you are, and this is your way of workshopping it, more power to you. You can ignore the rest of what I'm going to write. (Ha-ha. You can ignore it anyway if you want. It's only my opinion.)

Here's a little bit of the way I look at it:

1) Don't publish before it is ready. Not just because it is fairer to your audience but because a part of the reason we write is for the recognition and (the most egotistical windbags among us aside) by publishing something and getting even just a small bit of it, some of that motivation is dissipated. It's gone. You've just handed off your energy, blown your load, --a literary form of premature ejaculation. I'll be honest with you, sometimes I pretend like there is no audience.

2)If something isn't ready set it aside. Even if that means setting it aside for so long you forget about it for a couple of years. Sometimes, a piece will need to gestate that long before you revisit it and can pick it up again with the benefit of an elongated and, by extension, better perspective. If you need encouragement to continue then fuck it, it's not good enough (and this part is important) TO YOU.

3)Don't ask people what they think of what you write. If they like it, great. If they don't, that's okay too. If they want to comment you or write you about it, fine. If they don't that's fine too. You cannot write by commitee or feedback. Do your best work and move onto the next thing.

Anyway, I know that might come across as sounding kinda mean or angry or bitter, but I'm not any of those things.

Much love,
trammel
cDc-NSF