This is What I Aspire to be.

IRC KICK BANNING, PADDLE BOAT DANCING, DUNE BUGGY LAPTOP SHOTGUN RIDING, BOUNCER DISSIN', PLATINUM BLONDE HO WEARING, MILLION FANS PUMPIN', BOT-WRANGLING, DJ PIMP DADDY, BITCHES!

Boten Anna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ
run time: 3 minutes 29 seconds

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